What’s Marketing?

Posted: October 6, 2007 in Articles
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Courtesy: Blessen Cheriyan (Member of Executive Group, Bobcares)

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me! “- That’s Direct Marketing”

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of our friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: ” He’s very rich. Marry him.” -That’s Advertising”

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her Telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me – That’s Telemarketing”

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:”By the way, I’m rich. Will you “Marry Me?” – That’s Public Relations”

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:”You are very rich! “Can you marry ! Me?” – That’s Brand Recognition”

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. – ” That’s Customer Feedback”

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. – “That’s demand and supply gap”

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” and she goes with him – “That’s competition eating into your market share”

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. – “That’s restriction for entering New markets.”

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Comments
  1. Arun,

    I got the above text from a forward send by one of my friend in one of our IIMK marketing class. This forward was so useful for me in a way that now i know the difference between each marketing phrases.

    I am sure, this is going to be useful for lots and lots of people who loves marketing

    Blessen
    http://www.blessen.com

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